girls will be like “if i was a geographical feature i would be a selenite cave” and you’re just supposed to be able to figure out what that means
What’s not clicking
about summer ‘18 // greece, italy
i can’t believe that bernie sanders has an anger dome
“the free soul is rare, but you know it when you see it - basically because you feel good, very good, when you are near or with them.”— Charles Bukowski, Tales of Ordinary Madness (via coral)
Jumin Han in a nutshell lmao
the slappening
synchronized slapping class
take it
gays! clean your room
why do i like frogs? that’s like asking why the grass is green or why the sky is blue… it’s because i’m bisexual
the highest praise you can get is two rats fighting over one of your bones
me showing the doctor where to amputate my leg as i ready the tourniquet
coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion
what’s graped soda
it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Find someone as sleepy as you.
Coexhaust.
wheel of fortune
puzzle: H E _ _ O
category: greeting
contestant: spins
wheel: $5000
contestant: L!
pat: no L
This is a horror novel